Friday, April 15, 2011

And Why Not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.

And who do you see
it's only just me
nothing else with that statement
(not even parentheses)

So what do I do
but stand and stare
and sit sometimes too
in a comfortable chair

now time to hang loose
and cook a nice DiGiorno
If there's nothing on the tube
why not rent a porno?

And so, it appears
I've missed the time
and in tune with my fears
I'm passed my prime

So drive down to the mall
to see inappropriate flirts
why do we line the halls
with teens in short skirts?

And while on the subject
a law we can enhance
no one wears any outer garments
with less cloth than my underpants.

The rain comes down outside
sometimes sounding like
a cobbled together
staccato wind

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